Part of my sign collection. It is growing!! Muhahahahaha! (Taken with instagram)
Posted 5 days ago
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I AM MARCUS!!!!* Marcus
* Sparkle Markel
* Marky-Mark
* Pirogolicious
Are all names I chose to answer to.
I’m likable.
I look fantastic in pink and purple lady bug helmets (but only if the have legs and antennas sticking out of it).
I listen very well.
I turn into Rambo when in the woods for more than 20 minutes.
I’m funny.
I will hold my friends clothes out the car windows to dry them if they happen to get swept away in a river.
I’m helpful.
I can fix hammocks, change oil, use my AAA to unlock my friends car in the middle of the night, lost? I have a GPS to save the day!
I like to make others smile, and I love to see my beautiful girlfriend's smile!
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